Because I’m Just a Man, Margaret.

The type of man who doesn’t understand
this new modern world and its problems.
I would rather punch my way out of a situation
than bend on my principles.
I shit in a bucket and eat bologna sandwiches
for every meal.
I’m a lone wolf exiled from the pack
because of my fleas.
I vote whichever candidate
annoys the women at work the most.
My favorite color is desert rose
and I collect Precious Moments figurines.
Because, I am just a man, Margaret.

Jonathan S Baker lives and works along the frown of the Ohio River. They are the author of several collections of poetry including Long Nights in Stoplight City (Between Shadows press, 2023) and co-authoring Centaur (dark heart press, 2024).  They are also one of the editors at Pure Sleeze Press.